First of all, it's plain to see by the photo that there are two very distinct ways that you can hit a golf ball. That guy on the left is Tiger Woods, you may have heard of him. The guy on the right is yours truly, showing form unlike anything you may have seen before.

Tiger's style is so rigid and forceful. The style to the right is loose and relaxed, much more appropriate for a day on the links. See how Tiger really follows through? That's just too much power. Notice how my follow through is only about half way - oh I have the power, but sometimes you just need to love that ball up onto the green, you know? As for the stance, see what Tiger is doing with his left foot? That's just inhuman; it's like at a 90 degree angle, I don't know how he does it. I just point my left foot at where I want the ball to go and it usually goes in that general direction. Notice how a real pro doesn't need 'special golf shoes' either.

See Tiger's face? He's obviously uncomfortable. Notice my relaxed demeanor, I'm having fun; but then again, I'm not competing for millions of dollars. Last of all, we both agree on one thing...a nice hat. Even though it's cloudy when I'm wearing mine, you gotta represent.

Don't worry, even though my skills could easily rock the PGA, I'm sticking to graphic design for now.

Catch you on the links.